imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

A testament to Popeyes lovers everywhere

talvezkali:

steviepsyclone:

chesterlepanda:

dalekofchaos:

Disney/Avatar Mashup 2

Belle and the Mystical Library

Prince Eric and Ariel of the Water Tribe

Firebender Esmeralda 

Waterbender Elsa 

Merida Of The Freedom Fighters 

Jessica Rabbit as Asami Sato 

Fire Ferrets(Kida as Korra. Li Shang as Mako. Flynn Rider as Bolin.) 

Ursula, Blood Bending Sea Witch

Jafar, Head Of The Dai Li

Fire Lord Maleficent

Source http://racookie3.deviantart.com/gallery/2945035/Disney

What….. 

YES. JESSICA RABBIT AND KIDA.

Jessica Rabbit tho!

Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.

People just can’t handle all that ass so they reject it.

(Source: )

thatniggahybrid:

hayatecrawford:

thelastmelinian:

a-long-time-ago-on-gallifrey:

keshawnrob:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

l3nvi:

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING MULAN

Mulan: Another sleeping bitch? Fuck this.

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)

Anonymous asked
ok so im white and i really wanna use the n-word well im already using it but not in a derogatory way in a cool way i like jamming to little wayne and stuff was just wondering is there anyway a white person can gain access to using the n word without black people being offended like is there a certain amount of black friends i can have to be able to say it ? once again not being disrespectful just in a cool way

prettyboyshyflizzy:

little wayne ? 

ok u want access to the word lemme huddle up with my ancestors real quick and come up with a solution bruh i got u right now

*whispering sounds*

pshwhwhwww “not derogatory he says”

pshwhwhwww “he actually spelled out little?? *group laughter*”

pswhwwhwhw “certain amount of black friends”

pswhhwwhwh “no no no in a cool way”

"ok i got the solution "pswhwwhwhhwhw"

pswhwhwhwh “you sure ? if he does that he will gain access?”

pswhwhww “ok ill let him know

ok sir im back :)  they said wrap your entire body in steaks, and go into a cage and lock yourself in with at least 13 tigers who have been deprived of food for 3 or more days then and only then will you be allowed to use the the n-word

have fun tell me how it goes :) I cant wait for you to be able to say the n-word with me we’re gonna have so much fun